Urban Dictionary Tees

swagger jacker: A person who steals someone elses flow, lines, jokes, swagger.

rebooty: 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

dap: The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect.

Treeware: Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.

blogorrhea: To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

nametake: The reverse of namesake; a person you are named after.

shop naked: To shop for items online; to buy things from an online store.

slap your plastics: To insert contacts in your eyes.

bio-accessory: a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits

unprotected sleep: turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep; risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

marble ceiling: Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there. Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

Bond Year: Any year that ends in 007, such as 1007 or 2007.

gay card: The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

Enterdrainment: Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

girlfriend button: The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.

e-penis: A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

resolutionary: People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

christmas gear: The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

celebutard: A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

National Hangover Day: The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

Auld Lang Syne: Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.

care police: A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

vacationship: A long-distance relationship in which the couple only gets together for idyllic vacation-like excursions, therefore avoiding the "real-life" issues of dating.

wantaway: Used to describe a player in soccer who no longer wishes to play for his current club.

soul patch: The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

deets: short for "details", usually details of gossip

re-gift: verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

Santa: The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.