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Thanksgiving pants: Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

tryptophanatic: One who eats until they are engorged...and then proceeds to eat even more, usually resulting in a turkey coma. A glutton -- but a happy glutton nontheless. See also Thanksgiving and Grandma's cooking.

yupscale: Adj.: Affluent in an ostentatiously 'hip' sort of a way; a combination of yuppie and upscale.

CLM: Career-limiting move

Poppin' Hundies: Spending big bills, such as hundred dollar bills.

Super Mario: The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide. He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

denglish: Denglish is actually the term used by linguists, mainly based in Germany, to describe incorrect English as spoken by Germans whose sole contact with English is at school. It results in something that might in some case sound English but in fact is not or is used in a differnet sense than in normal English usage. Modern German features an over-use of loan words, particularly from English. Germans mistakenly think the expressions/words are correct as they use them.

Crackberry: Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Fed Ex: Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.

Ringtone DJ: A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.

table queen: An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

food of shame: 1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

barage: A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.

nosh: to snack on

Fence: A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.

nicotini: An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.

October Surprise: When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

Macaca: A racial slur used by Senator George Allen, which literally means "monkey." Recently used by the Senator while campaigning in Virginia.

purple state: A term that is used to descibe a even split in a state between democrat and republican voters.

daggy: Australian origin. adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat. v. to have no style.

velocitized: Accustomed to a rate of speed.

bardcore: a spin-off of the word hardcore, used, when referring to Pornography, to refer to a movie that was made with a Shakespearean play as the original plot.

bandwidth: ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)

fauxmo: 1. A pre-meditated state of false gayness, aimed at soliciting attention or affection from the opposite sex. See: Girls Gone Wild; Tom Cruise. 2. False diagnosis of male gayness; develops after lingering too long in a friendship-only relationship with a woman you secretly like. Comic hilarity usually ensues. See: Any movie starring Matthew Perry.

cosplay: Literally "Costume Play." Dressing up and pretending to be a fictional character (usually a sci-fi, comic book, or anime character).

yinz: Short for "you ones"; could also be used in place of: you you guys you all y'all

jagoff: Pittsburgh's way of saying "jackoff." An anoying, ass hole.

safety date: A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.