Urban Dictionary Tees

Irish-American: What everybody in America becomes once a year on March 17th.

bracketology: The Art and Science of figuring out and filling out NCAA basketball tournament bracket during March Madness.

ze: Ze is a gender neutral pronoun. It refers to someone who does not fit into gender binary.

pi day: March 14th. A "holiday" celebrated by math geeks everywhere. Pi is approximately 3.14, and March the 14th is 3/14.

Truthenize: 1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth. 2. To call somone out on a huge lie.

DST-lag: The jetlag-like disruption of your circadian rhythms that occurs on the Monday after Daylight Saving Time comes into effect.

necro: To bring back something dead. Often used in reference to topics in online forums.

gu: Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

technosexual: A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.

gleek: building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

hobeau: A non-hygienic boyfriend.

Headphone Syndrome: When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.

pre-pull: The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.

wdym: 1. What Do You Mean? 2. Whatever Do You Mean?

fly naked: To fly somewhere with the bare-minimum of belongings, and purchase the rest where you are.

mammograph: A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.

Zoom Zoom Zoom: In conversation it is an expression which follows a particularly good but lighthearted insult in order to emphasize the caliber of the remark. It is similar to the way that a person would use the word burn. Though the phrase itself was first made popular by the Mazda auto commercials, this particular usage was popularized in the popular television show "Scrubs", where it is often accompanied by a short "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" dance.

Cinemuck: The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.

multislacking: Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.

Organically Overlap: Term used by new age and/or granola types to describe an accidental meeting or spending time together without previously having made a plan.

film: When it's art, you call it a film. When it's mainstream garbage, it's called a movie.

Kraft Singles: A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)

wagwan: Bastardization of "What's going on?"

hostage lunch: Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.

go-cup: A term used in New Orleans to refer to the plastic cups given by bars to their patrons so that they might take drinks off of the premises, as in to-go drinks or at closing time.

where y'at: Its a slang greeting in New Orleans. When you meet someone in the street they will say that. Then you reply with the key phrase what it is. If you respond wrong, the initiator will know you are not local.

Presidential Tint: The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows. Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.

Gong Xi Fa Chai: Happy New Year (Chinese)