Urban Dictionary Tees

spring broke: When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

girl crush: feelings of admiration and adoration which a girl has for another girl, without wanting to shag said girl. a nonsexual attraction, usually based on veneration at some level. related to boy crush

excessorise: To eat, drink, take drugs or the like for personal indulgence in excessive amounts.

brohemian: Variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian. Used to denote a close affiliate.

bamma: A general-multi used DC Metro area term used to describe a person who has no style, taste, or class. Usually this person has no idea that he/she is classified as a Bamma - rather they go about their daily lives thinking what they do, say, or wear is acceptable.

hater tots: Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

Peeps: Marshmallow candies in the shape of rabbits and baby chickens. Usually served around Easter. Also short for "people".

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vegi-curious: One who is considering the vegetarian lifestyle, but has yet to make a committment to it.

Embiggen: Verb. To make more admirable or great.

nextflix: The upcoming movies in your Netflix queue.

march sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Retail Therapy: The act of shopping as an outlet for frustration and a reliever of stress.

I pity the fool: In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

loved up: To be high on ecstasy.

fakester: A profile on friendster or another social network that is not owned by a real person. In other words, a profile that is maintained by someone who pretends to be a celebrity, television character, or other obviously fake person.

retox: To start consuming drugs and alcohol again after a hiatus in an effort to avoid the effects of withdrawl.

shocklog: A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or "irresponsible" material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.

mantastic: Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.

snarky: A witty mannerism, personality, or behavior that is a combination of sarcasm and cynicism. Usually accepted as a complimentary term. Snark is sometimes mistaken for a snotty or arrogant attitude.

Crack a rim: To act foolishly or recklessly with a vehicle, usually under the influence of one or more mind altering substances, to the point of damaging the vehicle.

Burner: A throwaway prepaid cellphone, typically used by dealers. Used until the minutes are up, then thrown away so they cannot be tapped.

McDreamy: A man who is the epitome of charming. A man that makes the wrong decisions, and is often known as an asshole, jerk, or the ultimate heartbreaker. None other than Patrick Dempsey, who plays Dr. Shepherd on the ABC hit series Grey's Anatomy.

BiPodding: Sharing a single set of headphones attached to one iPod. One person holds the iPod and takes the left earbud, the other takes the right earbud. Can be performed while moving.

guap: Cash money, usually referring to $1000.

bustday: The day you realize your NCAA bracket is busted, and you're probably not going to win the pool unless somehow, a double digit team wins the title.

celebutante: A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

yadadamean: Bay Area slang for "you know what I'm sayin?" Other variations include "yadadaimsayin" and "yadada I'm talkin bout?"