Urban Dictionary Tees

errorist: Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.

Scentence: a combination of words that smell fuckin' great together!

Elevision: The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.

aibohphobia: The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).

mouse arrest: Getting grounded from the family computer.

booty call: A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

butt dial: When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.

tfsu: STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."

jill off: The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

Remasculate: The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.

dinner badge: Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.

hXc: Abbreviation of hardcore, often related to or dealing with music from the hardcore genre. Also used to describe actions or styles.

feen: When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.

wifive: Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn't involve any physical contact.

work hot: A person that may or may not be hot, but is the most attractive person in the set of people you work with so you lust after him/her.

Madam's apple: Noun. A pun on "Adam's apple," it refers to the large bulge on the trachea when it occurs on a woman. (Note: this may be the sign of a male-to-female transvestite or transsexual, or may simply be the luck of genetics).

bisexy: Appealing to both sexes.

Git Er Done: A redneck phrase meaning to go ahead and complete a task. Shows support, encouragement, or respect. Often used in reference to potential sexual encounters.

broham: a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality

nano nap: An unintentional, seconds-long nap that you take most often in class or a really boring meeting. So short that usually nobody but you notices.

miss me: lose my number; don't call me; leave me alone.

voicejail: The loop of options where you get stuck when trying to navigate your voice mail.

idgi: I Don't Get It.

pay out: To insult, dis' or burn someone.

puma: An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

Home Run: To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).

FTW: "For The Win." An enthusiastic emphasis to the end of a comment, message, or post. Sometimes genuine, but often sarcastic. Originated from the game show Hollywood Squares where the result of the player's response is expected to win the game.

Obvi: A shortened version of "obvious" or "obviously."