Urban Dictionary Tees

identity crash: Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.

business time: Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.

halo2sis: An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.

peasantvision: Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

check my spam: Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.

nillionaire: Person without any money of their own.

whole paycheck: A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.

facebook surprise: When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.

daggy: Australian origin. adj. not stylish, out of fashion, not trendy, not cool, untidy, unclean, not neat. v. to have no style.

Clicking Teeth: An awkward make out session, in which the two participants both are bad kissers and have there mouths open so wide that their teeth hit each other, thus clicking.

hollaback girl: It seems as though Ms. Stefani has had some incidents in which another young, presumably female, individual has made some disparaging remarks about her character. Upon learning of the situation, Ms. Stefani is informing this “culprit” that she intends to handle this matter physically. Ms. Stefani’s character is such that she is not the type of person who counters verbal attacks with verbal attacks, or “hollering back.” Using terminology that is commonplace among today’s youth, this is shortened to “hollaback.” Additionally, it appears as though this altercation will take place somewhere near the bleachers.

yarr!: a word often used by pirates whenever they have experienced a loss or pain

conswervative: A conservative politician or other public figure caught doing things that he has denounced on record.

smell check: Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.

stripper wallet: When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.

Brodeo: A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.

milkshake: 1. A whipped iced dairy drink, usually chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry. 2. A girl's body and the way she carries it.

alarm shock: The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

fauxbia: A faux (false) phobia.

pz: "peace", shortly, mostly used by cool guys when they leave. (on chat)

whoadie: Your friend, particularly someone from the same area of the city as you. Origin is from New Orleans term "ward", how the city is divided. It began as "wassup 7th waaaar-day", "wassup 9th war-daaaay" and the sound evolved to "whoadie". Eventually people dropped the ward number and started saying "wardy" and "whoadie."

drafterglow: In fantasy sports, most commonly fantasy football, a condition where the owner is so happy with their team right after the draft that they already have a place picked out for the trophy. A false sense of euphoria which is usually followed by a last place finish and ridicule from others who remember what a moron you looked like on draft day.

fap: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Cottaging: Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

Chocolate Rain: "Chocolate Rain" is a euphemism for racism created by Tay Zonday in his hit YouTube song "Chocolate Rain".

backseat buyer: A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well. Can also be used as an adjective and verb.

undie: An abbreviation for underground hip-hop. Originally conceived as a soundalike alternative to "indie," which signifies fey boys with jangly guitars.

OMGWTFBBQ: "Oh my God, What the fuck, Barbeque." A parody of internet acronyms, used sarcastically. It can be used at the same times one would use "omgwtf".