Urban Dictionary Tees

wotcher: A shortened form of "what cheer!" A greeting between friends, used mainly in London. Also spelled "wotcha."

ignoranus: A person who is not only ignorant, but is also an asshole.

Ex-door Neighbor: The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.

post-Potter depression: The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

baby bear: adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.

no name basis: When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.

dip out: to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.

Designated Drunk: Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver. The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Webbernet: The series of tubes which link computers across the globe.

Homer: 1. American bonehead. 2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.

twee: Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental. In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.

typeractive: Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.

headdesk: Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.

BGP: Short for background props. Placing oneself in the background of another person's picture, usually striking some strange pose or making some other gesture, unbeknownst to the subjects or the photographer.

Wii elbow: Similar to tennis elbow, wii elbow is pain in one's arm (particularly around the elbow) caused by too much wii tennis (or, possibly, not enough regular exercise).

gdi: God Damn Independent, a college student that is not in a fraternity/sorority.

nintendonitis: A chronic painful condition that effects the muscles or joints in the hand, fingers and/or forearm after playing videogames too much.

sapiosexual: One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.

pregret: The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.

cafediem: Caffeinate the day.

crunk: Highly intoxicated; Crazy drunk. Made popular by hip-hop artist Lil Jon.

REMF: Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life. The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.

Internuts: The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board. It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

pottermania: Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

empty: Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.

Earworm: A song that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try. The best way to get rid of an earworm is to replace it with another. Be prepared to become a jukebox.

Canadaphile: A non-Canadian person who is extremely fond of Canadians, Canadian culture, and/or Canada in general.

yippie ki-yay: Bruce Willis' signature phrase from Die Hard.