Urban Dictionary Tees

waffle crapper: A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

7: The fiercest digit known to man.

cowgirl up: To step up to a challenge; to toughen up; to make something happen, as opposed to just bitching about it; taking charge of a situation. The feminine variation of "cowboy up."

technolust: The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

United Statians: A word used to describe people from the United States without confusing them with people from South America.Also used when the word American cannot be thought of.

iPerbole: The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.

NBD: Stands for "No Big Deal".

breakup buddy: A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.

nfi: No Fucking Idea

chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"

Footsie: As in Playing footsie (under the table) The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

get your weight up: To say that someone needs more experience in something. To tell someone they need to practice.

locationship: A brief romantic encounter usually occuring while traveling or on vacation, occasionally outwardly resembling a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities.

askhole: Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.

textual intercourse: The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Foreploy: The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

commercide: When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

HAGS: Acronym: "Have A Good Summer"

Email Bankruptcy: When you are so inundated with email, both genuine email and spam, that you have to delete everything and start over again.

buildering: like normal rock climbing, buildering takes place in an urban setting on man-made objects such as buildings. usually only practiced by those crazy rock climbers, the point is to spot a very climb-able looking surface and attempt to scale it in sneakers with no other equipment.

workahol: n. What workaholics are addicted to

mac daddy: The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.

stripsy: The post-drunken, post-tipsy state at which the removal of clothing begins.

digital immigrant: Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28.

LQTM: "Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb. When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

BCG: Birth Control Glasses. Generally a military term which refers to the large, blocky glasses issued to military personnel who require the use of corrective lenses.

decidership: A form of government with one person exercising absolute power and unrestricted control in a government who regularly disregards opinions, petitions or mandates of the people or elected representatives.

programmer's tan: The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.