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hollywood marriage front hollywood marriage back

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hollywood marriage: A measure of time equal to approximately one month.

Summer Teeth front Summer Teeth back

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Summer Teeth: Used to describe sombody who is missing some of their teeth, because Summer there and Summer not!

husband chair front husband chair back

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husband chair: A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.

bootsy front bootsy back

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bootsy: 1. Bad or wreched. noun 2. A synonym for bad used in a derogatory way.

premature evacuation front premature evacuation back

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premature evacuation: Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand. Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.

dotcomrade front dotcomrade back

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dotcomrade: An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.

tops front tops back

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tops: Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang Fantastic. Wonderful.

Fade like bleach front Fade like bleach back

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Fade like bleach: Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.

chunder front chunder back

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chunder: Vomit; generally chunky in nature.

idiotarod front idiotarod back

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idiotarod: The daily commute to school, work, home, etc.

jackass of all trades front jackass of all trades back

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jackass of all trades: A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

flintstoning front flintstoning back

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flintstoning: The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.

Anchor front Anchor back

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Anchor: A person who can slow down an entire group. A person who requires constant help or attention from some one else.

delurk front delurk back

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delurk: Entering an online discussion after a time spent lurking, esp. if suddenly prompted to do so.

pizza tumor front pizza tumor back

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pizza tumor: A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Tramp Stamp front Tramp Stamp back

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Tramp Stamp: A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Cupcaking front Cupcaking back

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Cupcaking: Flirting or being flirtatious.

Leave Britney Alone front Leave Britney Alone back

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Leave Britney Alone: An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order. Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Linner front Linner back

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Linner: The meal between lunch and dinner, just as brunch is the meal between breakfast and lunch.

infoporn front infoporn back

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infoporn: Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

foody call front foody call back

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foody call: (noun) a phone call, page or conversation aimed at getting free food from a partner in a no strings attached, no conversation meal.

awkward arm front awkward arm back

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awkward arm: That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.

totty front totty back

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totty: 1) n. singular An attractive woman 2) n. plural Many attractive women

bricked front bricked back

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bricked: To render your computer useless, as useless as a brick. Usually the result of tampering with the insides and doing irreversible damage. Bricking your hardware leaves you with a new paperweight. Can be the end effect of a faulty flash or firmware update, a modification (mod) gone bad or being struck by lighting, to name a few.

stack it front stack it back

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stack it: To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.

Man Stand front Man Stand back

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Man Stand: The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

rock up front rock up back

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rock up: 1. verb; to attend, or be present 2. verb; bring interest to a place

Wide Stance front Wide Stance back

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Wide Stance: A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted. This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall. Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

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