Urban Dictionary Tees

purge the cabin: Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.

sike: The immediately preceding statement is false and was told to mislead.

Unwrap the soap: Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Poultrarian: A poultrarian is a person whose diet consists of vegetarian fare and select cuts of chicken and turkey, typically lean and boneless. They do not enjoy red meat, seafood, or any other meat in their diet. Poultrarian comes from the combination of poultry and vegetarian.

pornfolio: The mass of porn that one has stored on their computer, generally in a separate folder.

the iraq: The recipient of much needed maps from U.S. Americans along with the South Africa and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future, according to Miss South Carolina.

deck change: Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting. The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

clark kent job: your day job, or a job that help pays the bills but it's not what you really want to do.

bunched: To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.

fake take: Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

brain grenade: a bottle of beer, due to its effects on brains.

text social: When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

roll thick: To associate with a large group of people. To travel/go out with a large entourage.

pushing prize: A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery. "Pushing" refers to labour of childbirth.

penis sympathy: The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Phone Grope: Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.

fire hazard: A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

bluewalls: The female equivalent of blue balls.

Winge: Bitching about something, or having a bitch. Getting on other people's nerves by complaining a lot.

moobs: A combination of the words "man" and "boobs." This is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts. Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.

gravy train: A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

poke war: A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

posse: your crew, your hommies, a group of friends, people who may or may not have your back

Cinematard: One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

don't tase me, bro: 1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry. 2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

Hallowthanksmas: The period of time starting in late October and ending on New Year's Eve, so named for the commercial tendency to put up Christmas displays before Halloween. See also Christmahanukwanzakah

highway salute: An extended middle finger from a fist thrust forth whilst driving, as a gesture of anger toward the person who it is aimed at.

selling popcorn: Selling popcorn The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.