Urban Dictionary Tees

new year's: A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

2k8: The year 2008.

AIMuendo: 1. use of punctuation, AIMglish or emoticons to insinuate flirtation online 2. salacious AIMlogs that could be potentially scandalous if released to mainstream media

drives to the mailbox: Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

game or lame: The unofficial replacement for "in or out" when asking a friend if they are up for doing something or if they are not up for doing that something. Game represents those who are spontaneous and exciting. Lame represents those who are unadventurous and boring.

good landing: serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before. Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

mall hangover: the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.

Christmas Adam: The day before Christmas Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the holiday season, Christmas Adam creates further anticipation of Christmas Day.

lesbi-friends: Two women that are very close friends that practically seem like they are lesbians.

flojectile: The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.

man flu: The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening. This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'. When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

holidaze: term that defines the feelings of confusion and excitement people have between thanksgiving and christmas; the blur one feels after/during shopping for gifts in crowded retail stores with heavy holiday traffic

push back: Middle-management buzzword for saying "no".

Cheet: The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

facebook limbo: The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.

voluntold: voluntold: The exact opposite of volunteering. Always used in reference to an unpleasant task to which you have been assigned by your boss.

locavore: Noune. A person whose diet focuses on foods grown and produced nearby, typically 100 miles. See also 100-mile diet.

Big Pimpin': to live relatively luxurious compared to other associates

w00t: An expression of joy and excitement.

wi-five: It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible. Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)

compunicate: When you are in the same room with someone, each on seperate computers, and you talk via Instant Messenger instead of speaking to them out loud, in person

ice: diamonds

One-upper: A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Libby: To Libby (verb): to out someone's undercover role, as Lewis "Scooter" Libby (and others) did to CIA agent Valerie Plame.

pre-sequitur: Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.

mental constipation: An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration. Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Hobosexual: Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

dine and dash: The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.