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car booger: A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.

Bush league: Also see Bushleague. Adj. 1) Below good standards, not good or incorrect. Pitiful, poor, terrible, awful, bad, sucky,

tanking: When a sports team loses on purpose. Usually done at the end of the season to secure a better draft pick for next year.

California Car Pool: When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.

cuddlingus: The act of cuddling, spooning, or snuggling. When two or more people lay down in an intertwined fashion.

wdt: Acronym for "who does that?" -- spoken incredulously.

spendy: expensive

reality distortion field: reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

googleganger: Similar to that of a doppleganger, it is another individual with the same name as you whose records and/or stories are mixed in with your own when you Google yourself.

DILLIGAF: Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

jk: Just Kidding!

reverse telecommuting: Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).

church on the move: When it's time to go,you yell "Church on the move"-- everyone you're with knows to leave the location.

blacking out: To turn off any device that people can reach you with (cell phone, two-way, computer, home phone, morse code, etc.) in order to avoid someone.

srsly: An abbreviation for "seriously".

nekkid: Nekkid is not simply being without clothing--It means you are gettin' nekkid for mischevious purposes. Naked is natural; nekkid is naughty.

CRS: "Can't Remember Shit". Popularized by the movie Glory Daze.

up the spout: In Scotland, pregnant. See also up the duff.

robocracy: Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.

vajority: The majority of women.

Monthiversary: Similar to anniversary, but occuring every month. For people who are overzealous about a new relationship.

new year's: A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

2k8: The year 2008.

AIMuendo: 1. use of punctuation, AIMglish or emoticons to insinuate flirtation online 2. salacious AIMlogs that could be potentially scandalous if released to mainstream media

drives to the mailbox: Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

game or lame: The unofficial replacement for "in or out" when asking a friend if they are up for doing something or if they are not up for doing that something. Game represents those who are spontaneous and exciting. Lame represents those who are unadventurous and boring.

good landing: serendipitous success, surprising satisfaction, landing as lightly as a cat, being better than before. Old pilots say, "Any landing you walk away from is a good landing."

mall hangover: the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.