Urban Dictionary Tees

pornacopia: An over abundace of porn.

smack talk: The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.

make it rain: When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

flilf: First lady I'd like to fuck.

WSD: "Write Shit Down". A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one's personal or professional life.

frienvy: Feeling of want or need for something or someone that a friend might have. People often experience frienvy when a close friend of theirs loses weight, gets a promotion, or finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Oscar Bait: A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

tri-sexual: the definition of someone who will "try" anything sexual.

avro: Aussie Abrviation of "Afternoon"

fauxtograph: A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.

I approve this message: Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.

bragadocious: An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.

Boomed on: In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.

craxy: The X is for extra crazy.

dragging balls: taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.

Valentime's Day: The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.

Viagrate: To imbue with lasting vigor

UDI: Unidentified Drinking Injury When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.

obamania: The national obsession with Senator Barack Obama

400 Calories: Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories. Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

facebookable: Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

teafragging: It's teabagging, but in video games. When playing online or split-screen in a First person shooter game, and you've just fragged someone, you walk over the opponent's digital carcass, and then press the crouch command repeatedly to embarass the victim while he or she respawns. It is truly embarassing, and should only be done by professionals. This means you need to earn some respect before you teafrag somebody, or else you will face the wrath of the victim.

attachment disorder: When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.

disneyfication: The act of taming the world to make it all safe, clean, and completely simlar to a theme park. To remove the sharp edges and darkness that is life.

Super Tuesday: A weekly ritual taking place on Tuesday in which co-workers and/or friends, participate in. This is usually the highlight of the week.

GOTV: GOTV is an acronym for Get-Out-The-Vote. It applies to activities which are centered on voter registration and other tatics for increasing public participation in the electoral process.

superbowl: 30 second clips of men running in between commercials.

Billary: The political union of Bill and Hillary Clinton.