Urban Dictionary Tees

wikidemia: An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.

acoustic shave: the act of shaving with razor; not an electric shave

slacktivism: The act of participating in obviously pointless activities as an expedient alternative to actually expending effort to fix a problem.

twitterpated: 1)to be completely enamored with someone/something. 2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection. 3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused) 4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone's life.

Lawyer Ball: The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss! Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

say word: It means "really??" or "no way!!"

quick question: A question that usually requires a long answer. A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.

Barsexual: A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

AWOL: Absent Without Official Leave: A term used in the United States Military to describe a soldier or other military member who has left his or her post without permission (usually in disagreement with a particular order). This is one of many military terms that has trickled down into everyday speech among civilian populations.

freak flag: A characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or unconventional thinking.

bear stearned: to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

fornever: 1. Never occurring, nor having the potential to do so. 2. A seemingly non-existent period of time.

jingle mail: Jingle mail is the package containing the keys to your house that you send back to the bank when the interest rate on your adjustable-rate or IO/neg-am mortgage resets, or the property tax bill gets reassessed at double what it was two years ago, or you find out that heating and AC and repairs cost a ton of freaking money, or you lose your job because of the recession that's coming with the housing crash, and you can't make the payments any more.

Saint Patrick's Day: A day when you gather around a keg of Guinness and drink like there's no tomorrow.

it is what it is: A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness. B) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually means "it will be what it is," as in "it ain't gonna change, so deal with it or don't." See also tough shit, oh well, cry me a river and tfb.

twork: When a girl shakes her butt against another girl or a man, pressing frimly.

boo: 1. Boyfriend or girlfriend 2. Word used to scare people

client number nine: The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

ice maker: The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.

cheers big ears: An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."

awesomeness: 1. An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce. 2. Something that qualifies as awesome. 3. With sarcastic use, means that something is not awesome at all. A lower and calmer tone of voice is used, and is generally followed by derogatory physical action such as a shrug or eye rolling.

collateral misinformation: When someone alters a Wikipedia article to win a specific argument, anyone who reads the false article before the "error" is corrected suffers from collateral misinformation.

terrorist voting: When a member of one political party intentionally votes in another party's primary in an attempt to nominate the candidate they feel will lose in an election, thus allowing the their true party-affiliation to win.

sleep slut: One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.

barking spider: What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

expiration dating: To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.

subprime: The term originated in the financial services industry to refer to lower-credit-score borrowers. However, thanks to continuous media use, a much broader audience was exposed to it in 2007 during the credit meltdown. Now, it is used to describe anything that is below standard or less than ideal.

road pizza: a dead animal in the road