Urban Dictionary Tees

Application for Debt: An of offer of credit from a financial institution.

Earn Your Turn: Phrase originating in the Back Country Skiing arena. To trek up through the back country usually to a summit so as to descend. Usually in a remote area of the back country not accessible via ski lifts. AKA: EYT

On The Laugh Rag: A term used to describe those rare days where everything you say is funny.

Early Nerd Special: Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.

staycation: A vacation that is spent at one's home enjoying all that home and one's home environs have to offer.

earlybirditude: the (often annoying to others who don't share it) overly happy attitude of early birders - often associated with a great eagerness to call 7am committee meetings and to embark on sales-related shopping trips that mimic dawn raids on enemy encampments

meatatarian: A person who eats meat virtually to the exclusion of vegetables. The meatatarian often claims to be conserving veggies for those who would actually eat them, and keeps the veggies out of the waste stream, helping the environment, or keeping produce costs down.

double pluggers: Basic cheap thongs (flip-flops), typically black, which have the strap secured by two plugs under the sole.

scraper bike: A relatively recent phenomenon from the Bay area (specifically Oakland) in which people modify bicycles to resemble (either functionally, aesthetically or philosophically) the famed "scrapers" of the hyphy movement.

Bachelor Breakfast: Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

tifosi: Italian hardcore soccer/football/footie hooligan or supporter. In a lot of cases politically extreme winged (right or left).

bad fuel day: The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

iPhone-a-friend: n. The act of using a regular cell phone to get information by calling someone who is sitting at a computer and can surf the internet by proxy.

Rack Off: Phrase usually used by Aussies meaning "fuck off"

farticles: The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

ass is grass: An expression foretelling a person's doom or demise. Originated from the fact that a murdered person's body decomposes and then provides fertilizer for grass, hence the "ass" becoming grass.

nut huggers: really tight jeans worn by a man

sando: Slang for a sandwich, usually store bought.

boyfriend bomb: When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

handy: European slang for Cellular Telephone

uber: The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

Text Support: Advice, encouragement delivered via text... frequently related to dating and boss hating. Pronounced like tech support.

pomo: Abbreviation for postmodernism. Usually hostile.

Tall Tee: A long T-Shirt that goes down to someone's knees, and commonly worn by people into HipHop culture.

Shituation: n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

fake the funk: (v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party. Antonym: Keep it real

Q.E.D.: A Mathmeticians way of saying "I win"

bend the block: To drive around a residential neighborhood in a search for fly girlies, preferably with speakers on blast.