Urban Dictionary Tees

email bail: using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

interesting: (adj) Something which arouses no interest at all. Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.

courtesy wash: The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.

sporn: Porn created with the game Spore.

Eroticon: A sexually explicit animated icon used in chat conversations.

photobombing: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise. Usually people making funny faces in the background, without the knowledge of the main subjects of the photo.

bio: Used in many MMORPG's to indicate that you will be away to go to the restroom.

htf: How the fuck.

chugger: Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

hulk out: To become enraged; to lose one's temper, clothing and power of coherent speech before embarking on a spree of violence and wanton destruction. After the comicbook character who turned from an unregarded geek into a thundering green mass of unstoppable fury.

daddy badge: Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.

dr. feelgood: Personification given to mainly booze, and sometimes referring to other drugs. Generally used to refer to drugs when a person is feeling down and a person is saying it's what they need and/or use to feel better.

baby mama: The mother of your child(ren), whom you did not marry and with whom you are not currently involved.

Word Vomit: A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

hypermiling: Driving techniques and car mods aimed at increasing your gas mileage to the absolute max. Often practiced with a Toyota Prius or other hybrid vehicle.

Trill: An adjective used in hip-hop culture to describe someone who is considered to be well respected, coming from a combination of the words "true" and "real".

iBrick: Apple's iPhone before activation. Refers to how useless it is when it can't do anything, and its striking resemblance to a brick.

yellow listed: a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'

Yay: n; Slang for Cocaine, popular in California's Bay Area. Syn; blow,coke,snow.

combat nap: That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.

premature joculation: The act of celebrating an event before it has been fully resolved. Sometimes quickly followed by an embarrassing retraction when things turn out differently.

June Year's Resolution: A New Year's Resolution that starts June 1st instead of January 1st. This is assuming the original act of self improvement has failed from January to June and it is time to start over with something else.

nuke the fridge: A colloquialism used to delineate the precise moment at which a cinematic franchise has crossed over from remote plausibility to self parodying absurdity, usually indicating a low point in the series from which it is unlikely to recover. A reference to one of the opening scenes of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, in which the titular hero manages to avoid death by nuclear explosion by hiding inside a kitchen refrigerator. The film is widely recognised by fans as a major departure from the rest of the series both in terms of content and quality.

Chuck a Spaz: It means to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional. To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature. Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don't understand something.

twss: That's What She Said

Fashionably Late: The refined art of being just late enough (5 minutes or so) to give the impression that you are a busy, popular person that was held up with other business.

cash pedal: The accelerator pedal in your car during times of high gasoline prices. So named because it's prodigious use will lead to more cash spent on gas.

attention spam: A condition resulting in a failure to process basic facts or comprehend common knowledge, due largely to having a mind full of useless information.