Urban Dictionary Tees

gitgo: from the very start, or from the beginning

jack in: v. 1. To gain entry; to connect, as to a network. 2. To enter or connect by deceptive or unscrupulous means, esp. with malicious intent.

bullshit bingo: A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card. If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.

grab a wheel: To draft off of, when cycling. often said to friends

thumb lashing: To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.

gr7: A little less than gr8 (great) but still better than just good said grr-sev-en

pedexterity: v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous

the royal we: A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

driving finger: Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Destinesia: When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours, and is the cause of much frustration.

Testosticross: (test-OSS-ih-cross) v. The movie moment when every man in the theater crosses his legs and moans, right after someone's groin has been pummelled onscreen.

27/4: 27 seconds a day, 4 days a week, i.e. quite rare

phuket thailand: a word used to express absolute astonishment!

social plagiarism: When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.

chairdrobe: The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

flatuglance: The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

NIMBY: Not In My Back Yard; someone who opposes anything built right by where they live.

shuffle shame: "Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

Traffic Tourette's: The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).

Wiper: In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.

leanover: A small-sized hangover, usually comes with merely a mild headache, a vague fatigue, and little or no sense of regret and/or shame.

SFA: sweet fuck all. Amounting to nothing or very little

i'm just sayin': A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.

brush the horse: When you are walking past someone in close proximity and your body parts touch theirs. Thus, making you feel uncomfortable.

bats in the cave: visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

piss in the wind: Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

meter high club: In the spirit of the mile high club, but for those who couldn't afford the plane tickets so are just taking the train.

cellcert: A cellcert is a concert transmitted via cell phone. A cellcert happens when a person dials a friend and hold up his or her cell so said friend can enjoy the show.