Urban Dictionary Tees

cuddle call: a phone call (or a text) to arrange an immediate cuddle date. Not a booty call but similar in the call for satisfaction nature of the behavior.

The Spousal We: The opposite of the royal we, meaning "you". Used by your significant other to get you to do something.

Joe the Plumber: 1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class. 2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

Party for profit: When a person goes out to an event or club to pursue wealthy people, and/or get free drinks and food.

requestion: requesting something indirectly by way of a question note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious

imaginary bluetooth: An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

Shower Tissue: When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

tinnies: Australian, n , cans; tins of beer.

Shoplift the Pooty: When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child. Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

goat rope: A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

FMI: For My Information

spin doctor: 1) somebody who works in or for the media who ensures that the public understands things from a certain perspective. 2) a radio station DJ, or MC at a club or event.

quan: When you are one with something. Suggests unity or completion. A loosely defined quality combining or uniting athletic skill with love and respect, as well as money.

lego hair: a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

manicorn: a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

Joe Sixpack: Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.

fud: Acronym for "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt." Originally created to refer to smear campaigns used by IBM against competing products to maintain market share -- "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Often used to refer to a marketing campaign centered around the use of scare tactics or ad hominem attacks towards one's competitors.

October Surprise: When, in a last minute effort to become re-elected, a political figure happens upon a bit of "lucky coincidence."

FNG: Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.

Blackberry Jam: A people traffic jam that occurrs in subway tunnels and bus stations. Caused by inconsiderate workaholics walking too slow while their noses are glued to their Blackberry device.

tag hag: A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing. See label whore.

slash: Urinate (chiefly British)

You forgot Poland: What you say to a person when you have been one-upped by said person in an argument or debate of some sort. Pretty much just lets you try to get the last word in when you have no other retort.

gigabucks: Abbr. GB. One billion dollars. An insane amount of money

politiclone: A political pundit or commentator who is unable to think for her/himself.

high ten: a double handed high five, reserved for especially awesome scenarios.

Desk Rage: The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.

frack: Sanitized replacement for "Fuck" used on "Battlestar Galactica"