Urban Dictionary Tees

Put me in coach!: 1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game 2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

Overchicked: When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick thats way more attractive than he is.

come to jesus: Originally an emotional experience that is life changing, it has evolved to mean a serious argument, one that better result in a change of action or else.

Slow Burn: An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile.

nom nom nom: Represents the sound made when someone is eating or chewing something and really enjoying it.

Muso: Someone who is obsessed with listening to and creating music. Most can play mope than one instrument, and do so at any opportunity.

academic bulemia: The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance. This term is frequently applied to describe a common practice of young medical students.

the shit out of: An adverb meaning something happened to a great extent. If somebody (verb)ed the shit out of (object), it means that person REALLY (verb)ed that (object) hardcore.

sexting: v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

Salsa Fucked: This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

screwvenir: anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

econnoisseur: One who insists on the highest quality at the lowest price.

foot in mouth disease: A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

homobrophobia: The fear that your brother will be or is gay.

flavorgasm: when eating food so good that you let out an involuntary moan, usually the first bite; also as an adjective - flavorgasmic

Thanksgiving pants: Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

black friday: The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

vegetarian: A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.

Thankshallowistmas: A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

booty grazing: The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.

Economic Vegetarian: Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.

grandboss: The boss of your boss.

Pornocchio: A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Vegetarian Vampire: A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.

pre-wasted: Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.

sargasm: Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

Thumb Strength: The energy required to write a text.

clapathy: When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.