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bagside: (noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

007: The codename of legendary Secret Service Agent, James Bond

Walk-In Closet: A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

echo effect: The "echo effect" is when a slogan or jingle get's into everyday talk. Advertisers love to get people to incorporate slogans into regular conversation.

bumper sticker activism: To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.

MIRF: (merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.

textrovert: 1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person. 2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.

Flesh Forks: Your bare fingers

PEWS: Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome: The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read. *NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Election erection: e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən -noun 1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide. 2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

Obama Baby: A child conceived after Obama was proclaimed President by way of celebratory sex, or any baby born under Barack Obama's term(s).

vote: The best way you have of voicing your opinion in a way that can matter. Nothing's perfect, and there's always going to be mistakes, but there is simply no excuse for not casting a ballot for what you believe in. Take the time to understand the issues and then take the time to vote. Don't let people who aren't going to be around four years from now decide your future. Complaining without voting is worse than any hanging chad.

scorpio: scorpios are sensual, sexy and mesmerizing. they're loyal and sweet to the very end. they're highly intelligent have a quick wit. all the scorpios I know are adventurous, curious and very loving.

bike-sexual: Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.

No Shave November: The month of November in which you don't shave any hair of your body but instead you grow more bestial, brutish, and manly. The months of December, January, February, and so on follow and may also be included in this celebration of masculinity. December = ("Don't Shave December") January = ("Just Don't Shave January") February = ("Forget to Shave February") March = ("Masculine March") April = ("Atrocious April") May = ("Manly May")

boo: 1. Boyfriend or girlfriend 2. Word used to scare people

crop dusting: farting while walking; walking while farting;

deja moo: The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

boyfriend drop: Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested. Related to girlfriend drop.

Presponse: To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.

Mass Merchanditis: The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

ratfuck: Politics: Formerly known as "the double-cross," it refers to infiltration and sabotage of the opposition party, particuarly during (but not limited to) an election campaign. The second half of "All the President's Men" describes ratfucking done to 1972 Democratic presidential candidates by employees of the Committee to Re-Elect Nixon.

faux five: When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

Stoptional: When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.

slackitude: The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker. Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

robocall: A prerecorded call that is sent to hundreds or thousands of telephone numbers. An automatic dialing computer goes through a targeted list of phone numbers. Or: an individual call received.

designated texter: a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.

haberdash: 1.) A bunch of bullshit; unsupported bullshit; a notion stated a fact.