Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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ex-hole: your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.
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Kitchenheimer's: When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
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NSFL: Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.
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resolution rush: the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly
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faceboink: Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community
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RDF: Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.
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f/u: follow-up: to pursue in an effort to take further action
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Textually Frustrated: When texting with someone over IM or SMS that takes too long to reply leaving you waiting and frustrated.
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snow hysteria: When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.
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good talk: A way to end a man-to-man conversation of personal feelings in a comfortable, heterosexual manner.
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Y2K9: The simultaneous worldwide crash of every 30GB Zune worldwide during the early hours of the morning on Dec 31, 2008.
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new year's eve: The one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.
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brickberry: A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.
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humble pie: To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.
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protip: n. to distill important knowledge about a subject and share it with those new to said subject. often used in internet forums to criticize new members if they break the forum rules.
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bake off: A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.
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christmas bogus: Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.
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merry textmas: The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.
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christmastoe: see also mooseltoe. Camel toe at Christmas time.
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Festivus: n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievances (telling your family and friends all the ways they have disappointed you during the year) and does not end until the Feats of Strength (pinning the head of the family) are accomplished. A plain, metal pole is used in lieu of a Christmas tree, because decorations (such as tinsel) is distracting from the true meaning of the holiday.
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chachki: Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.
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douchechill: Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.
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Bunny Boiler: taken from the Glenn Close character in 'Fatal Attraction', boiling her Ex'es pet rabbit. after a relationship break up, the person who wants some kind of revenge, like stalking, or harrasment
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christmas zombie: Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
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Virtual Friday: The last day of work or school in a normal work week, due to an extended weekend.
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Holiday Beard: When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.
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Ponzi Crawl: A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!
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bar laugh: 1. The insipid laugh emitted by half drunk people at a singles bar when they are responding to the wit, wisdom and humor of other half drunk people hoping to score. sounds like - ha, ha, (slight pause) ha, ha, ha (intonation on the middle ha) 2. everyday use of a flirtatious laugh indicating possible interest in a member of the opposite sex, most frequently used by young women