Urban Dictionary Tees

coin wanking: the act of jangling change held in a suit trouser pocket, usually performed by male office workers whilst stood chatting to colleagues

prostiboots: Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

Drafternoon: any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

DLS: Dirty Little Secret -a secret you and someone else share that you don't want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person's ears

Bale Out: When someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.

sofa king: A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

boss sandwich: An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.

VOCD: "Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder" Function: Noun A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

fornicating fido: fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

bedgasm: A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.

American Idling: What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol

BlackBerry Prayer: The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

Land it in the Hudson: An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."

default potential: A self-portrait or a picture with you in it that has the potential to be your default image on myspace/facebook etc.

Baby Goggles: A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.

transaction: The sex you get from a crossdresser.

shyPod: When one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod.

Brodown: n. Boys night out. As in a Hodown, but with your bros.

Obamama: Michelle Obama. The First Lady of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Obama.

Obama Day: is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch Obama related events or to see Obama related rallies, specificly the Inauguration.

kthxbi: I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.

Mall Feet: The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading. There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

neologasm: the pleasurable feeling from having coined a new word. Combination of neologism and orgasm.

sideboob: A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.

birthday: The day I came out of a vagina

Blind transfer: When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

precop: abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

trusticles: Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.