Urban Dictionary Tees

Strand-up comedy: The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

sexsuade: To convince someone to agree to, accept, or do something, usually by using the promise of sex (explicit or implicit) or by withholding sex until you get your way.

dejabrew: Much like deja vu dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer.

I-Peeper: eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

Cheat Chain: When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, etc. Eventually having everyone in the cheat chain having the smart kids answers, ideal for desks set in rows.

rebooty: 1. A booty call made with an ex. 2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

parade maker: (n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

you wastin my minutes: for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please

Marty McFly Complex: A character flaw of pride, in which a individual will take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if their courage is questioned, such as being called a chicken or a coward. Marty McFly in Back To The Future Jim Stark in Rebel Without a Cause

remote dance: The movements you make with your hand when trying to get your tv to recognize your remote control. All remote dances are different, but most involve twisting your hand around until the remote is almost upside down, thinking that for some reason that will help.

Crash Wednesday: The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week. Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

yellular: The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.

off the box: the state of being removed from a position of prominence/importance due to a foolish mistake. Related to Michael Phelps being dropped by Kellogg after a picture of him with a bong was released

spicey edit: When telling a story to friends, you realize that the story you are telling isn't as cool as you thought it was when you first started, and decide to edit it with exaggerations or lies to make it sound more interesting.

laundry limbo: Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don't feel like putting it away

seatback: The action of accidentally leaving something behind on an airplane, most notably in the seatback storage area in front on you.

double freeture: When you pay for one movie at the cinema but sneak into a second flick once the first one is done.

Stanky Leg: A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them

tired high: a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

marathoning: Watching an entire season of a TV series in a short period of time, especially if you are watching it in one sitting.

Slip of the thumbs: When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.

lol theory: The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.

chick flick: A film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

hello list: The list of people you have to or want to say "hello" to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren't on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected.

retro-cringe: When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn't say, etc., the day before..

carcolepsy: a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Twitterrhea: Too many twitters per hour.

canniversary: A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.