Urban Dictionary Tees

thirst person: The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.

Keep fucking that chicken: Keep up the good work. Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

Sticker Paralysis: The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

pirate bath: The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a wash cloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

shirt mask: the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors, instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive passing of gas(fart, chemical attack)

Imma let you finish: Obnoxious way to interrupt someone and steal their moment, while wryly mocking that media train wreck that is Kanye West. Based on West's instantly infamous interruption of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video with his insane microphone-stealing shout out to Beyonce.

Enragement ring: A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.

beer under the bridge: When one or more intoxicated individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were drunk.

kind of a big deal: A term for a person who is facetiously joking about how important/cool/awesome they are.

no-motion: 1. A promotion without a raise or bonus. 2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus).

put the boot in: (British) Kicking somebody when they're down.

half-your-age-plus-seven: The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.

You lie!: The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

dish envy: Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.

NIB: New in Box, meaning brand new and never used

one upper: An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.

off-sight meeting: A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction. However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

nerd-person: The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

shoulder tapping: using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors

latchkey wife: Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.

amscray: Pig latin for "scram," which means "leave."

Joke Insurance: When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

Burning Envy: The expirience often felt by persons not going to Burning Man beacuse they have real life obligations such as jobs, school, kids, etc.

immaturation: the process of becoming immature

mascary: when a person wears a scary amount of mascara

cookie duster: A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

afterclap: afterclap -- That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped. normally parents, but it could be die-hard fans etc.

Food Douche: A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.