Urban Dictionary Tees

manther: The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

shress: An article of clothing that is a mix between a shirt and a dress. Best described as those frilly tops that girls wear over jeans or tights and often wear boots along with them.

I take my leave: A polite way of saying goodbye.

prefill: When, in cases of extreme thirst, a person using a soft-drink fountain fills the beverage container, chugs it, and then fills it again before sitting down to eat.

wee-wee'd up: Getting wound up or riled up over an unimportant issue.

friendly review: A positive review you give to a movie, book, TV series or CD that you don't like but which a friend has recommended to you, usually because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

manstration: When a man is going through his monthlies

good hang: someone who is fun to hang out with

brom com: Short for bromantic comedy

blinker beat: When the tic-toc of the blinkers syncs with the music playing on the car radio.

buffer race: the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

pisshap: A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor. Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.

sloth-cloth: An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house. The word is hard to say many times quickly.

Magic Toaster: A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

go primitive: Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

aggressive passive: A word describing somebody who is uncomfortable being openly amiable and kind, so they give more subtle hints to their goodwill while maintaining a disagreeable exterior. See also.

Find Cuisine: To create a fine meal using random items around the kitchen . This includes never before used spices and the culmination of three different pasta noodles and a can of diced tomates thus creating the pasta stew mess.

making clay: Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.

Dohment: One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid. The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.

Ghost Tweeter: 1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise. 2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague. 3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them. 4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

making base contact: Making Base Contact; "saying" meaning contacting your wife, girlfriend, or serious female relationship via your cellular phone, just like as paramedics make base contact to get additional orders for patient care, one can give ones female an updated status on what the boys and yourself are doing.

holidrawl: Depression caused by the lack of a holiday to party about for at least a one-month period. Typically occcurs between St. Patrick's Day and Memorial Day in the US and also during the month of August when holidrawl is present between 4th of July and Labor Day.

nom de strip: A name assumed for glamour photography / pornography / other sexual activity when an alias might be advisable; one's stripper name.

finger guns: A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

Wait, shit: Something someone would say after realizing what they just said or did was idiotic or bad.

bro favor: (n.) Pronounced like the spanish "por favor", bro favor is an act of goodwill asked of one's "bro" or "homey". (adv.) Still pronounced like the spanish "por favor", but used in place of the word please.

email courier: An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Beer summit: The meeting of President Obama and any parties for which an injustice has occurred. This meeting must take place in the White House and be broadcast throughout the media.