Urban Dictionary Tees

Palintologist: A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Bike-Curious: A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.

gaydar detector: A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.

Weiner Cousins: When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

brown out: Less intense than the experience of "blacking out" when drunk and not remembering portions (or all) of your night, "browning out" occurs when you don't remember something until someone brings it up. It's not a complete blackout, but partial, because you remember once someone refreshes you.

Vulture Capitalist: A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

cock block: One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

automagically: adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

indoorsman: A person who spends considerable time in indoor pursuits, such as computing, sleeping and watching sports on television.

Febreze shower: When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

Status Malfunction: When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

to your point: Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.

Piglet Flu: During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap and no one gives a damn because you don't have h1n1.

sport snob: someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.

right-of-stay: when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.

jfgi: Just Fucking Google it. You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.

Movember: Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month climaxes with participants comparing and appeciating each others mostaches in a manly, non gay way.

Costume Malfunction: An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.

mantrum: when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.

no offense: A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

Northwest Nap: A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force. Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

cocktail weenie: A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

Dank: Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

bullshine: Work-safe and broadcast-safe synonym of bullshit.

people voice: A people voice is the voice that someone uses when talking to people who aren't their friends. This voice is automatically happy, nicer and sweeter than their normal voice. It is also often more high pitched. This is often the voice people use when answering a telephone or when working in retail. Similiar to the girlfriend voice.

last texter: That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.

Selective Fatigue Syndrome: Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.

different hats: A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.