Urban Dictionary Tees

Birther: A conspiracy theorist who believes that Barack Obama is ineligible for the Presidency of the United States, based on any number of claims related to his place of birth, birth certificate, favorite birthday, or whether or not he has heard the song Africa by Toto.

weenis: Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Cankles: The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

business shower: An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.

lbd: LBD: Little Black Dress. A knee-length or shorter black dress, suitable for cocktail parties, etc.

man cave: A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.

unsurance: Coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary.

Writer's crap: Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.

TTYN: Talk to you never

cold jerky: The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

elbow tag: When in a theater with shared armrests, the act of carefully adjusting one's posture so that your arm touches the arm of the person next to you, but not so much that they move their arm away.

Bachelor Wash: A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.

fauxhawk: A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.

dick magnet: The opposite of a chick magnet. Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

Conversational Blue Balls: When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.

butter face: n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

air jerk: Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.

march of dimes: A procession or gathering of attractive females.

Pullin' a Palin: 1. Quitting when the going gets tough; abandoning the responsibility entrusted to you by your neighbors for book advances and to make money on the lecture circuit. 2. Bizarre move that will damn ambitions for higher office.

GD2: This acronym stands for "Great Depression #2." It's shorthand for the seemingly imminent collapse of the global economic system starting in late 2008 and continuing into 2009. Some professional economists, as well as ordinary working people, are fearful that the spiralling financial meltdown will lead to a decade-long repeat of the 1930s, complete with bread lines, soup kitchens, radical uprisings and the possibility of global violence. "Happy times are here again!"

Sarah Palin Effect: The principal that expertise on a certain subject can be gained through geographical proximity to it

mo': slang that means a lot or in an excessive amount.

Facebrag: To use Facebook as a platform to brag. Normally about a job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because you're awesome.

Hand me up: Where the young generation in a family adopts and purchases new technology product at a fast rate, and old versions (that are in working order but are not up to current standards) of that technology product are given to the parents or older generations of family. Commonly occurs multiple times on commodity technology gadgets, leaving your parents with many gadgets to play with. Called 'hand me up' in contrast to 'hand me down'.

4OJ: 4OJ is a slang abbreviation for the "4th of July".

joke poach: when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.

running latte: showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

mow the laundry: Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.