Urban Dictionary Tees

Good lenses, bad frames: Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.

mid-day crisis: when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.

Nutflix: A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

Clock Out With My Cock Out: To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.

Nearsighted Date: As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person. This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

Happy Late Year: When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

tivo timezone: A time period that lags behind real time; that is created by letting the tivo build up enough to skip commercials.

vacation amnesia: When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.

work avalanche: When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Guac-blocked: When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunkingly blocking your path to the guac.

Head Splinter: A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

2KX: An abbreviation of the year 2010 from the Roman numerical system (K meaning 1000 and X meaning 10).

telecountdown : Counting down towards the new years together over the phone (cell) when physically not able to be together due to distance or circumstances.

Amazonukkah: When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.

YouTube Loop: When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video. Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'

postsantum depression: The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over

christmas tight: The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.

Jingle Bowels: Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

reindeer gaming: the act of putting christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

gift crack: The gap in wrapping paper or uncovered portion of a gift usually found on the bottom of the box. May result from the gift wrapper running out of paper or cutting gift wrap too small to cover the entire package.

Christmas Eve Eve: The day before Christmas Eve, 2 days before Christmas.

santaclaustrophobia: fear of too many santa clauses

Gift Parasite: A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.

Christmasochist: Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.

Cashmas: The primary holiday celebrated in capitalist cultures. Generally observed around the winter solstice, Cashmas is a celebration of materialism in which its celebrants attempt to flatter or impress relatives, friends, and acquaintances with the extent of their purchasing power. (The "power to get".) Cashmas co-opts signs, symbols, and sympathies from other religious holidays of the winter season to mask its foundation of conspicuous consumption. In the United States, where the holiday is most actively observed, Cashmas traditionally begins on "Black Friday", that is, the day following Thanksgiving Thursday in November. Holiday observations traditionally end on January 2nd, but may arguably be said to extend through "Super Bowl Sunday" of professional American football. This event can occur as late as the month of February. Also "$mas".

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi: A phrase popular among first year Latin students, the phrase means "always wear underwear." The literal translation is "always where under where."

Chipmunk gift: A seemingly generous present that will benefit the giver as much as the receiver. On an old Chipmunks Christmas album, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore give Dave a gift. He's overwhelmed with their generosity until he discovers it's an empty bag, which the Chipmunks say is for him to fill with presents and give back to them.

immaculate congestion: When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.