Urban Dictionary Tees

Dildough: Money required to purchase sex toys.

Microwave minute: When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Shut up and keep talking: An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know. Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.

drive-by friending: The sending of a friend request on Facebook or other social networking site without including any information on who you are or how you know the recipient.

get at me: Short for "Get back to me" or "Get back at me", meaning "respond", or "reply".

I'm out of practice: An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape. Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.

tf;dg: Too far; didn't go

wallet threat: is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.

Diaper Dialed: When a child or baby accidentally calls someone when they are playing with your phone. Similar to Butt Dialing

ctfd: Calm the fuck down.

Aluminum Digger: A younger version of a gold digger.

postmodem depression: The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.

kittens and puppies: Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.

porn moment: A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.

Bat Shit Signal: 1. Like the Bat Signal, but used to summon someone crazy.

vuvuzela: A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Texter's Thumb: When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

That's What BP Said: A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.

store d'oeuvres: Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.

unhappy hour: the lack of drink specials during the hours of 4-8 pm on weekdays at a bar

roommate chicken: The condition where a group of people sharing a living space each avoid doing a household chore for an extended period because each believes it's someone else's responsibility. The idea is that eventually the situation will reach a critical mass where the guilty party will cave in and do the chore. In practice, the situation can escalate to extreme levels.

rocket surgery: (n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

shit just got real: An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Duckface: A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

status texting: When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Inverse Midas: The effect of turning everything into shit. The opposite of the Midas touch, where King Midas was said to turn everything he touched into gold. The act of fail, to blunder, to make a snafu, or catastrophe

brodak moment: The perfect time for a picture with only the guys

bored to debt: when your so bored with life that you just spend money to make your life seem more exciting.