Urban Dictionary Tees

How is Everything Check: The 2 minute check a waiter/waitress does after they bring your meal to the table.

strategic friendship default: Occurs when the debt owed from a friendly bet between two friends rises to an uncomfortable level causing one friend to cut ties with the other in lieu of paying up.

Reply-None: The opposite of Reply-All, when an email-incompetent person sends you a blank reply to an email you sent them.

Clutch Oven: To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

sniff test: To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.

solitaire denial: Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.

Eau d'ouche: The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.

Congreenient: The practice of recycling, or being green, only when convenient. A person who only recycles when it is convenient to do so.

TV face: A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV). Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

a crapella: Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

fake bakery: A tanning salon

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs: The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

ex with benefits: After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.

Tab o' War: The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.

double rainbow: intense joy, coupled with extreme emotional shifts; an experience equal to an orgasm

Peegret: The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.

Momager: a teen actor or singer's manager who is also their mother

Social Fruitfly: Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

Obsessive Computer Disorder: To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

gay buffer: When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.

Inflight Refueler: A man in a pub that takes his beer with his when he goes to the gents and drinks it while having a pee.

halfway crook: A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story. Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Penny it Forward: The act of leaving your left over penny or pennies from unwanted change at the counter of a convenient store.

Double-Chipping: When a house guest reaches into a bag of chips and eats some. Then licks all over their hands, then reaches into the bag and eats some more chips, Double-Chipping.

Fame Whore: An individual who is willing to do anything, regardless of how humiliating or demeaning, to achieve notoriety. More often than not, this involves appearing on multiple reality television shows and/or having "private" sex videos "leaked" to the press.

establish a beachhead: military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.

indie: (n) an obscure form of rock which you only learn about from someone slightly more hip than yourself.

purchase pleasure: The unexplained feeling of bliss, joy and satisfaction one gets following a purchase. It can last anything from a few hours to a few weeks depending on the size, worth or usefulness of the item acquired. Buyer's remorse can sometimes follow or replace purchase pleasure. It is often a reason for shopping addiction.