Urban Dictionary Tees

reach out: An unfortunately creepy term that is means "to contact" or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.

lap flaps: the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

Check your Totem: A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland. Intended to be used sarcastically.

half and half and half: A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Cubicle Coma: When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

Suction Seat: The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.

OMJ: As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!' but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.

Folicular Homicide: Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

post block syndrome: Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.

Run and tell that: Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.

Meeting Affective Disorder: A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation. Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

book google: When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Battery Bank: An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.

Bragplaining: When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

hit the slide: To quit one's job in truly stunning fashion.

ineption: Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.

HPOA: hot piece of ass.

Youtube Attention Span: Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.

thinko: A mental typo, where someone says the wrong word but not because they don't know the correct word.

HBIC: It's an acronym which stands for: Head Bitch In Charge

Mantor: A man to whom you as a man aspire towards. The Ideal man.

job talker: 1: Someone who only talks about and has nothing better to talk about than their job. 2: A person that chronically complains about work

Yahtzee to Nazi: When a person goes from jovial and friendly to furious and belligerent at the flip of a switch.

Stall stall: In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty. See also stall waiting

powerdisking: Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

violent agreement: When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Traffic Tetris: When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.

Mental Masturbation: Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.