Urban Dictionary Tees

name ambush: when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

unsult: An insult disguised as a compliment, originating from The Simpons episode Father Knows Worst. The disguise can be very obvious or very subtle.

office hands: some one who has soft hands for doing office work & little or no hard labor

mattress worship: Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.

sinlaws: The parents of your live-in boyfriend/girlfriend.

cell membrane: The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.

totes mcgoats: Totally.

Urban farmer: A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do is live in the city, sit at a computer, and at a certain time, need to stop what they are doing to farm their imaginary crops.

Gleeks: Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.

fax potato: A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.

intellectual masturbation: Fascinating intellectual breakthroughs regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior which are completely unprovable and utterly without use, and therefore of no real consequence to anyone. See also: philosophy Etymology: the mental counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but hasn't accomplished anything at the end.

doppelbangers: A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.

lol right?: 1. Declaring that something is funny and asking if others agree with you. Usually used in a sarcastic or obvious manner.

buy-curious: A person who is just looking around and may or may not be interested in buying something from a store. As used on Arrested Development.

Protohype: The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go.

marijuana minute: A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever. Similar to: New York Minute

Child Supervision: When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

ash hole: 1) the small opening in the volcanic ash clouds that allow airliners to fly through without any chance of danger. 2) the opening at the top of a volcano from which forth spews volcanic ash

Circle Back: Middle-management buzzword for the need to discuss an issue at a later time.

slow elevator: If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off

It pays the taxes: The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living. Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.

text-killer: Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

Famine Underwear: The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

Drum Driving: While you are driving and listening to music, you bang on the steering wheel as if it were a drum set.

brain bucket: A motercycle helmet.

Soap grafting: The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.

bootyism: Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.

Bitchen: The term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.