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Wear your words with pride
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neverendum: The act of putting a referendum initiative on the ballot over and over, on the theory that voters will eventually support the proposition because they don't want to hear about it anymore.
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mac envy: a state of mind in which a PC owner realizes his computer sucks, then is immediately jealous of all his mac - owning friends.
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Cellfish: An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
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Dracula sneeze: holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
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gotcha journalism: simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.
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heteroflexible: I'm straight but shit happens
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premake: the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often used in a sarcastic manner
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cock of the block: The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity
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No drama: Everything's allright, no harm done. No problem, No worries.
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ha: awknowledgement of someones comment or joke, but indicating it wasn't funny.
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hoverboard money: When you have so much money that you can just pay someone to invent whatever it is that you want.
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food baby: when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant
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NBB: (Nose blow burn) The inevitable chaffing of the nose due to excessive snot blowing and wiping.
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tongue typo: What happens when you know perfectly well what you want to say but it comes out wrong.
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It'll make a terd: A phrase used when a meal or dinner you just had was less than desirable. An expression used when your meal was not what you expected. Used when there is nothing good to say about something you just ate. A term used not because you hate the food but because you just can't think of anything good to say about it.
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No hair off my balls: 1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic. or to the layman: 2. Shit ain't a big deal.
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facebook fever: noun: The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.
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fantasy cheering: Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.
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Alltheist: A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God. A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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boom shakalaka: the sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.
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pre-festive: The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.
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Masturdating: Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
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defenestrate: To uninstall software from a Microsoft operating system, usually in frustration.
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godshopped: The manipulation of scientific data to provide evidence for intelligence design.
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tgiaf: 1. acronym for "Thank God Its Almost Friday", word is only usually used on thursday.
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Social Terrorism: When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.
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Auto Incorrect: When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
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corn packer: A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn. Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.