Urban Dictionary Tees
Wear your words with pride
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trustno1: Special Agent Fox Mulder's computer password in the X-Files TV series.
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courier newed: If your professor doesn't have a font requirement and you can't think of anything else to write, change your font to courier new to add multiple pages to your papers.
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Jesus Jeans: ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!
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Degifting: 1. A mutual agreement to suspend holiday gifts for at least one season, usually within a single family or circle of friends. 2. The act of replacing useless and pointless merchandise with something more meaningful, such as a charitable donation, service project or holiday party. 3. Wal-Mart's biggest nightmare.
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Gate Rape: The TSA airport screening procedure.
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Do you: 1. acting in a way that satisfies you, not caring at all about what others think nor about your actions and/or consequences 2. following your heart 3. possibly the best advice you can give anyone when they have a dilemma
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emberrorist: a radical who employs the potential to embarass others as a political weapon. Contrary to terrorist who uses fear.
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PHOBAR: -adjective, Acronym for "PHOtoshopped Beyond All Recognition." A play on the the more popular acronym FUBAR: "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition," PHOBAR refers to an image, usually a photo of a person, that has been retouched and airbrushed with digital image manipulation software on a computer so significantly, that the person in the photo is barely recognizable.
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Dork: Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.
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Nerd: One whose IQ exceeds his weight.
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geek: The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
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Urban Dictionary Cover-Up: The act of scrambling onto UrbanDictionary.com to quickly find out the definition of a word, usually when used over texts or IM. Used to cover up the fact that you did not know the meaning of the word prior to its use. Commonly abbreviated to UDCU.
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cool story bro: A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.
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Audience typing: When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing. Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
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Dungeon Tan: the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.
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Fart Enthusiast: an individual who is highly amused by anything associated with flatuation.
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Memory Hole: The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.
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Christmas buzz: A feeling common during the month of December. It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card. The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person. The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.
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gut muscle: a euphemism for the weight gained as a result of Thanksgiving feast.
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Hiberdating: Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
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pop tags: When you have so much money that all you do is buy clothing. Therefore you are constantly popping tags off your merchandise.
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Concierge: A fancy name for a person that has access to Google and who's job is to search hotels, restaurants, airlines, etc. in order to book reservations for people that are too lazy and/or rich to do it themselves.
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shopping window: The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.
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Thingsgetting Day: The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as "Black Friday" and sometimes celebrated as "Buy Nothing Day."
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Thanksgiving: Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating
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Redneck First Class: When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
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Adverblasting: When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch's audio.
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Don't touch my junk!: Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down. Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.