Urban Dictionary Tees

Egg Alert: Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

coming out of the cupboard: "coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter. The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian. The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

Gate Rape: The TSA airport screening procedure.

Pill-Lattes: When desperate housewives mix Lattes with pain killers to get through their day.

shelf esteem: When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

or the terrorists have won: the best excuse to get what you want.

X-rayted: TSA rating for airport, naked body scan images.

bacontarian: A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

TV stoned: A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television. He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch. He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.

OHN: acronym for "Oh hell no!", which is properly used when someone does something so offensive, insane, or inappropriate that you must voice your disapproval.

me gusto: A Spanish phrase that literally translates into "I please myself." Gringos mistakenly think it means "I like that".

BMS: Bitchy Men Syndrome. Male version of PMS.

bomb dot com: another way to express when something is awesome/cool/amazing.

no homo: Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

What It Do?: How are you doing, what's going on, what's new?

vote smurfing: Getting around a website's "one person one vote" logic by voting from multiple computers. See ballot stuffing and meth smurfing.

cyber hoarding: When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

hot mess: When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.

question fart: A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.

voting virginity: the first time you vote after turning 18.

nontroversy: A controversy that does not exist until created for political gain. A contraction of non and controversy

Deja boo: Wearing the same old Halloween costume to parties, year after year.

What the actual fuck?: An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

subprime rib: A low quality cut of beef, as opposed to prime rib.

organic stairmaster: aka a hill.

Spot Tease: A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.

Mooselini: A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

love tap: The (sometimes) gentle nudge of the car behind and/or in front of you that occurs in the process of good solo parallel parking.