Urban Dictionary Tees

Emotional dump: Unloading all of your emotional crap unmercifully onto one or more of your friends.

COD diet: when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty

wall an hb: The act of wishing someone 'happy birthday' in Facebook wall post (actually knowing the person IRL is optional) past tense: wall'd him/her an hb

Smartphone Shuffle: The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc. The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.

hahaha: To express on AIM when something was funny, because just 'haha' isn't that dramatic and can be used as just aknowledging when someone has said something.

straight like: when someone goes straight down your Facebook page and likes everything. including wallposts, comments, statuses, etc. usually it's a close friend of yours, or someone who's bored to death.

Birthday eloping: The act of going on a trip to avoid the dramas of celebrating a birthday at home.

when the economy picks up: Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to: 1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something. 2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.") 3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.

pizzarrhea: The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.

Area Code DNA: Determining someone's place of origin by checking out their cell phone number's area code. Even if they move cross country, people often keep their cell phone numbers to avoid losing contact with friends, or, simply because it's convenient. Interpreting their retained area code gives a ready glimpse into the history of the person.

G6: G6 / G650. Slang for the Gulfstream G650, a twin-engine jet airplane manufactured by Gulfstream Aerospace. The estimated pricetag exceeds $58 million USD, and will be assembled in Gulfstream's new manufacturing facility in Savannah, Georgia. Gulfstream begins taking orders for the aircraft in April, 2010, with delivery beginning in 2012.

don't take this the wrong way, but: What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

New Year's Block: A condition that usually takes place the first couple of weeks into the new year, in which a person keeps writing in the last/previous year in place of the new one.

Comment Jump: (v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.

Paper GPS: (n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions. Examples: A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

nice: Used as a filler during a pause in conversation. Doesn't necessarily mean something complimentary.

Twitter Bang: Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.

New Year's Heaves: To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life. This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

Internet Coma: When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the coffee table, laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs off the edge of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings. Loss of peripheral vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.

whatever: Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over.

mechanic: A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

Christmas Crashing: Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.

This is actually happening: A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Christmahannukwanzadan: A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan. To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.

Xmax: Xmax is a bit like Christmas, but not religious. It is the Xtreme version of Xmas and is way cooler. It is possible to celebrate Xmax inadvertantly, so if you're having quite a lot of fun at Xmas and nobody's talking about the baby Jesus, then you're probably celebrating Xmax. Don't worry tho, Xmax is much better.

Raving to Jesus: A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

gift card laundering: The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

jesus piece: A term used for a cross or crucifix that is worn as jewelry.