Urban Dictionary Tees

love: nature's way of tricking people into reproducing

xio: "Kisses, Boners, and Hugs." Used as an alternative to xoxo

Some-sex marriage: A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

If you will: 1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent. 2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.

idgaf: An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'. -Indifference Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion on a matter. Sometimes used without the 'i', ie "I dgaf about her".

Logophilia: This happens when nerds like words so much, they are sexually excited by them.

Ridin' Qwerty: Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty

Hangry: When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both. An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.

Strategic Dipping: Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Pittsburgh Left: Making a left turn just as the light turns green, pulling out before the oncoming traffic. Most people in Pittsburgh allow and encourage this behavior.

Mansplain: to delighting in condescending, inaccurate explanations delivered with rock solid confidence of rightness and that slimy certainty that of course he is right, because he is the man in this conversation

internest: The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.

Snowbooking: To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind. Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.

You're Probably Right: A phrase used to dodge the blame and embarrassment associated with getting an answer wrong.

Hype Aversion: Rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.

sugar honey iced tea: Sugar - S Honey - H Iced - I Tea - T It means "SHIT", you just say Sugar Honey Iced Tea when you can't openly swear.

arch douche: 1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag. 2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Traffuck: Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.

concern troll: A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

boregasm: noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Crushing the book: Using facebook in any way shape or form

Rebound Team: The team you start to root for after your home team is knocked out of the playoffs or if they just suck.

Do I smell popcorn?: Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.

the "fuck" word: parody of the phrase the "F" word. Typically used to express disdain or disregard for censorship

fast food opinion: A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

It was in the news feed: An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Premature exasperation: Becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

just sayin': a term coined to be used at the end of something insulting or offensive to take the heat off you when you say it.