Urban Dictionary Tees

my phone's about to die: This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people. However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

carbon soldiers: Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.

Rendezbooze: When a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.

misinfotainment: A class of media propaganda where entertainment combined with journalism developed for 24-hour television news networks is designed to instill emotional responses from viewers instead of providing facts.

typeless: adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless

buysexual: Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.

don't cross the streams: What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

career tragectory: a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

olly olly oxen free: Olly olly oxen free is a phrase used in children's games, which is generally used to indicate that people who are hiding (in a game of hide and seek, for example) can safely come out into the open.

Braggadouche: noun. A braggart, but one without the credibility to back up his or her claims. A braggadocio. Lame boasting.

parade wave: A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.

ghost: A term meaning you're leaving. Similar to "outta here."

cold finger: Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

screen saver: the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

Work Sandwich: Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

Backseat Browser: Anyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet while continuously instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

reserection: rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

computer-face: v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work; often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

carbon cockprint: The amount of CO2 and greenhouse gases released by a man in search of sexual gratification

Googleheimer's: The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

friend high: The pleasant "high" feeling one acquires around close friends, often compared to being on some sort of drug. Accompanied by lots of laughing, stupidity, excitement, good conversation, and loud obnoxiousness, ie the act of getting "high" off another's good friendship vibes. Often considered a replacement for drugs and alcohol, though not heavily supported.

cleptopenia: The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

digitally freshen up: A term one can use to excuse oneself from the face-time company of another for reasons of a burning desire to check your e-mail. You won't be comfortable in your conversation unless you check on your inbox for any immediately important messages that need attention. By "digitally freshening up", you have eased the unnatural frequent urge of wanting to peek at your iPhone in your important business meeting.

ghost taste: the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.

front-seat back-seat dilemma: The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up." A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

fomo: "fear of missing out". The fear that if you miss a party or event you will miss out on something great

sheenfluence: Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.