Urban Dictionary Tees

fuck: 1. The universally recognized "F word" 2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion 3. N. a really stupid person 4. V. To procreate 5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion 6. Int. Expresses disgust 7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy 8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

Dayturnal: The opposite of nocturnal. Informal word for whatever it is that actually describes sleeping at night and being awake during the day.

fireworks: explosives meant to annoy your neighbors.

Caffeine Window: The daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache. A common ailment of coffee addicts who need their morning fix before they can function properly.

tr;dl: Literally: "too rambley; didn't listen". This spoken phrase is a take off of the popular "tl;dr" (too long; didn't read). Pronounce the letters, namely "tee are. dee ell". This verbal response indicates you stopped listening as the other person was blathering on for too long and you lost interest.

Webtrovert: Someone who is a shy introvert in real life, but turns into a full-on extroverted party animal on Internet forums and social sites.

index finger discount: similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc. i.e. pirating

Bronies: The male, older fans of my little pony: friendship is magic.

Freudian Click: Sending an email to someone by mistake.

Macaroni and Sneeze: A regular for lunch at institutions such as public schools, hospitals (esp. mental), and the military/boot camp. Any kind of pasta dish consisting of ingredients/prepared by individuals you are unsure of.

engayed: The term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.

whom alert: An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.

curb shame: Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.

File That Under Who Gives a Shit: This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

aarping: When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.

feed the beast: to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them. Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.

Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder: A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.

cellular isolation: Occurs when a two person group is partitioned by one party’s separate conversation via phone call or text message using a cellular device.

bisexual: The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.

nerdjacking: In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.

toothpaste hangover: The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Master Sexting: to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

facebook wit: The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.

Towel Tango: The dance performed under a towel, most commonly seen at the Beach, or in a changing room, when getting changed under the towel to hide as much skin as possible.

emoticon job: When someone attaches the opposite emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion. For instance, attaching a smiley face to a sentence when one is totally pissed off.

Brosama Bin Laden: A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home. Named after the infamous best friend you never see, Osama Bin Laden

sorry, autocorrect: A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Caller VD: When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague