Urban Dictionary Tees

shit bic: Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.

medicine head: Mental fogginess resulting from having taken cold/flu medicine. Common side effect of certain antihistamines.

ghost paranoia: A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.

price point: n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary

Guaranteed Left: When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight. This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.

Christmahanukwanzakah: A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.

christmas eve eve: December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve. In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.

Holiday Eve: The day before a company holiday when employees are inclined to do as little work as possible.

classic as fuck: Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.

nowhere story: A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.

Computer: a machine for downloading porn

data encraption: The process which occurs when a computer or other electronic device corrupts files.

Overjaculation: When you masturbate so much that when you try to do so again, all that comes out is a puff of smoke; a general fatigue of the genitals.

shexting: Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Banker's Dozen: The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Tebowing: Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.

Reply All Rage: The rage one feels when people reply all to emails instead of replying directly to the relevant parties.

boner barrier: A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

Beard Goggles: When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else. Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

first nap of the day: Euphemism for sleeping late.

like the palm of his hand: Used in place of the expression, "knows it like the the back of his hand", implying one having an intimate relationship with the palm of their hand.

sleep drunk: When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.

Monitor Shopping: To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase. You can look but you can't buy.

moreplay: The postcoital acitivities that are performed after sex but resemble foreplay, may lead to more sex.

Honey Badger Limit: The point at which you no longer care or give a shit! Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.

crocodile arms: When going out with peers to a bar or restaurant and nobody offers to pay the bill, hence they and yourself have the short arms of a crocodile.

birthday card: A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Freeboobing: The act of not wearing a bra under a shirt. Analogous to freeballing, which is not wearing underwear for men.