Urban Dictionary Tees

Shmacked: To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

malapoopism: an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that illustrate that you are full of crap.

pronoun panic: The state of embarrassed backpedaling following the accidental revelation of a party's gender through the use of a gender-specific pronoun. This slip abruptly ends a series of either gender-neutral phrasings or "pronoun lies." Generally leads to an ineffective self-correction, as there is no further lie that can provide a save. Restricted to certain languages, depending on the grammar of gender.

carthritis: Condition suffered by a car, where seemingly painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints can cause groaning in parts of the car that normally make no noise,

powerstreaming: Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from an online streaming service. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

Presidents Day: A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Dat shit cray: an expression used to descirbe somethjng crazy, chill, or insane that is too awesome for the mind to handle

Moon landing: A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Grammatically Challanged: Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.

credit card roulette: A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the waiter/waitress removes one card at time. The last card removed pays the entire bill.

let me know how that works out for you: the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

valentines day: A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Introdouche: The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.

fashionmista: The male version of the fashionista. A man who loves fashion.

defecately: A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

Insurance Piss: The act of going to the toilet when you don't really need to, to make sure you don't need to go later. Usually conducted prior to long car journeys or departure from drinking establishments.

somebody's girl syndrome: when a really hot chick has trouble getting dates because guys all assume she already has a boyfriend and are scared to approach her.... Inspired by the Jackson Browne song "Somebody's Baby"

garriage: 1. The formal union of two people who are of the same gender in a consensual relationship, typically recognized by society. Also described as same-sex marriage and gay marriage.

I tell you what: By the use of this phrase to open or close a statement, the user acquires or asserts a pleasant, folksy authority. Sometimes paired with "boy" for added authority and folksiness (see example). Frequent famous users include Cris Collinsworth and Hank Hill.

sportsball: A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with "ball" in their name. Often derogatory.

Super Bowel: A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

Peehicular Manslaughter: While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.

is a frogs ass water tight: This is a phrase that hails from the heart of Georgia. It is used to describe something that is so obvious.

party pressure: When you are invited to a party or event and don't really feel like going, but you feel some sort of obligation to attend. Like peer pressure, but related specifically to going to a party.

empty gesture: Making a nice (fake) gesture for someone when you don't really mean it, hoping that the person who you are making that gesture to won't actually as you for a favor, or follow up on that offer you made. You just say it to seem like a nice person. This phrase is used in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

iFinger: It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.

Trash angel: Lying on the back, waving your arms and legs to form the impression of an angel, in a pile of trash. Typically performed by drunks in New York

yearbook insider: A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.