Urban Dictionary Tees

Petri Douche: Petri Douche: A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate. A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.

Haters Gonna Hate: A phrase that represents ones complete and total disregard of another's negative comment towards the original person.

eye broccoli: opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

fartriloquism : Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter. A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

open relationship: A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.

Congressional Review: To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.

what's your 20?: Your position, the place you are

Rick Perry Strong: To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message. Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.

SOPA: The shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with.

mompetition: The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

drop the pin: Letting people know where you are through Google maps or any app that shows your location on a map.

brainchow: What zombies eat.

ninja sex: having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

Passenger assessment: The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.

spark in my ass: A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

Trivial Pursuit: A veiled invitation for sex.

hugh wear: A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes.

yestergay: a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

Blackberry roulette: Driving a motor vehicle while talking or texting on a cell phone.

See you later masturbator: A variation of see you later alligator

Facility Fishing: Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location. However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.

free coochin' : 1. the act of a female not wearing underwear 2. the female equivalent of free ballin' (see commando)

hippocampus: hippocampus: Virtually any college or university campus in Mississippi, Alabama or Tennessee, where over 30% of the student body is significantly obese.

santorum: The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

New Year Boredom: The post-festive boredom that occurs after the fun and excitement of Christmas and New Year. Often due to the harsh realisation that Christmas does not come every day.

New Year Flu: It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.

New Year's Peeved: The feeling of not being invited to a friend's New Year's party.

shit bic: Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.