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Halloweenorexia: An eating disorder that only proceeds a month before Halloween. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to look hot in their slutty Halloween costumes. Halloweenorexia ends the following day and is usually followed by a food binge.

freddy cougar: The old chick who totally rocks her slutty Halloween costume.

Passport To Jersey: (n) A brightly colored or pastel polo shirt with upturned collar and a pooka shell necklace. Normally accompanied by an artifically bronzed tan.

skeezy: A combination of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)

Load Of Shame: When one gets so turned on, that one bust a load in pants, then has to walk an extreme distance with load in pants.

I'm very humbled: A phrase used to be modest under false pretenses.

food boner: when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.

Groutfiti: A form of graffiti. It involves writing in the tiny space of grout in between tiles in public toilets. The phrases always are made up of some pun using the word grout. Other examples include movie titles, like "The grout, the bad, and the ugly" or simple words, like "groutrageous." This type of graffiti has no deep meaning, but it is a great example of intellectual fun. It makes sense that it exists primarily around Universities where people are intelligent, yet very young and therefore still trying to amuse themselves and others by doing things like writing on walls. It all starts when one person makes one of these grout puns and it is seen by another student who, while urinating, who then thinks of another pun and writes it on another section of grout. Soon the "groutfiti" spreads and people spontaneously think of puns while pissing.

mullet over: When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.

Counterfriends: The complete strangers you talk to at a house party who are assembled around the neutral, alcohol friendly zone of the kitchen counter. Like you, they may know only a few people at the party, including the super-mingling host, and are looking for counterfriends.

Human Microphone: A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.

Friend Zone: What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

sporking: The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

Sounds like my first time: "That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.

babe paralysis: A temporary state whereby one's motor skills are severe impeded by the need to spontaneously interact with an extraordinarily attractive women.

cringeworthy: When someone does something that is worthy of a cringe

Diarrhea of the Mouse: Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

Stress Eater: Someone who, in reaction to high levels of stress, eats excessive amounts of food.

buffet momentum: The lack of self-restraint one experiences after having started eating at a buffet. This phenomenon causes a person to consume above and beyond what comprises a regularly sized meal. This feeling usually occurs in the first fifteen minutes of the buffet and is further perpetuated by: a) remembering something delicious that you saw earlier and didn't have room on your plate for b) wanting more of something you just tried c) the desire to make the price you paid worthwhile d) the need to illustrate to your friends that your stomach is indeed a bottomless pit.

manolescent: noun: A man of any age that shirks adult responsabilities.

Brofessional: a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

carnevoyeur: A vegetarian who derives satisfaction from watching other people eat meat or hearing about the eating of meat.

Text out: To weasel out of a prior engagement by text message. Not to be confused with text message breakup.

shitload: more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

thisclose: Very, very close. It is the written equivalent to the oral statement "this close," where the speaker uses certain vocal intonations and hand gestures to indicate a high level of closeness.

AF: acronym for "as fuck"

chicks before dicks: The female version of Bros before Hoes. Used by women as meaning all female friends come before sex/hookups/bfs.

mind over bladder: The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.