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yolo: You Only Live Once!

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: Radio Phonetics for: What the fuck Commonly used to accentuate the phrase.

ghost post: A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other. The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Vehicular Hypochondria: A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.

earboob: When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.

classy smashed: the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

Reverse Mormon: The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name. The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.

First world injury: An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

taxable: if someone meets your personal criteria for having sex with, he or she is 'taxable.'

longversation: The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.

Speaker Phony: Someone who uses a speaker phone to feel like they’re important or doing some sort of important business even thought it’s for something stupid.

Practical Friday: The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.

IJS: I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost any sentence, IJS.

shift: To make out, snog, french kiss

Egg Salad Monday: The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.

Easter: The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?: A slightly rude way of saying "no".

stock market: the fastest way to lose money

Order of the Broken Wrist: A man that is known to be gay.

phone-yawn: The act of taking out a cell phone from one's pocket or purse, resulting in other people in the vicinity taking out and checking their phones as well.

Turds With Friends: Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

zing: An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Stupid Tax: The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.

Apple Year: The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product

Rosetta Stoned: One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.

glamping: Glamorous camping. Satisfying your craving for the outdoors and your penchant for a good meal, nice glass of wine, and a comfortable bed.

fart apnea: Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.

Brotox: Noun, botox when used on a straight male, usually something he doesn't want you to know about. Some men use to prevent or erase wrinkles, while others use it to improve their impassive poker face.