Urban Dictionary Tees

Chubby Monday: The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum

Adderall Nighter: An Adderall-induced all nighter. Consuming copious amounts of the prescription ADD/ADHD medication Adderall in order to stay up all night and accomplish a given task. This method is most commonly employed by overworked/procrastination inclined college students.

mason jism line: The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary. A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.

counter-tourism: (n.) counter-tourism refers to offensive measures taken to deter, prevent and respond to tourism.

trash jenga: When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.

Condomize: To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

placebo button: Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.

Super Bowl Monday: The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink. You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst. It's a specific Case of the Mondays.

Super Bowl clothes: The baggiest, stretchiest, most stain-proof clothing you possess. Worn for maximum wing, nacho, and beer consumption. The clothing is ideal for a Super Bowl Party.

iPhone Blindness: An acute condition which renders the sufferer incapable of remembering why he or she unlocked their iPhone, even when this was done as little as one or two seconds previously. It arises due to the multitude of gleaming white numbers in little red circles presented to the sufferer once the phone is unlocked, indicating suddenly riveting unread emails, thrilling Facebook and Twitter messages, essential weather forecast for tomorrow, exciting app updates, tantalising missed Skype calls, potentially life-changing calendar invites and many, many more, which inevitably cause the sufferer to forget immediately what they were actually supposed to be doing, e.g. making a simple phone call.

Febroary: Similar to Movember, Decembeard and Manuary, another month for bros added to men not shaving in the hopes of being the manliest man.

seems legit: 1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat. 2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

out of pocket: Young hip (primarily black) people use this to mean "out of line," or behaving in a way that is unacceptable under the circumstances. Old business people use this to mean unreachable by the usual means. If you are both a hip black person and a business person, colleagues' use of this term in the latter context can be both ambiguous and amusing.

reaching on a double: Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third

Piss Window: The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Clam Jam: The female equivalent to the cock block.

Avocado's Number: Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

appathy: The utter lack of interest that ensues shortly after downloading numerous, mind-numbingly worthless apps for an iPhone or similar "smart phone" device. Appathy may also apply, in a broader sense, to the same feelings that arise from the proliferation of numerous "app" stores as greedy corporations try to profit jumping on the app store bandwagon.

transition friend: A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: When you or your Scrabble opponent has so many vowels on their rack, they can't make a word on the board, or the only word that can be made is going to score very low. Complaining about having too many vowels and getting irritable reign over swapping a vowel tile and skipping a turn.

legitimate rap: rap that is performed by actual inner-city, pissed-off, wannabe gangsters

dafuq: what the fuck , but in a more confused manner

wingtip wearer: Usually a middle ranking manager,often found in banking or financial services, who cares only about his own advancement irregardless, and usually at, of the expense of the consumer. Often involving the removal of useful services in the name of progress but in reality to save money and give the manager better advancement in the company

Te'oing: The acto of hugging an imaginary person.

Google Girlfriend: An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.

Studies show: A term used to validate some erroneous claim. Usually the sources of the "studies" are not revealed. People will use the anonymous "studies" as some sort of statistical evidence.

driving dirty: Operating an automobile without proper proof of insurance.

Cough Thought: when you say something rude, mean, or insulting, but try to cover it up by coughing loudly