Urban Dictionary Tees

Does the Pope shit in the woods?: This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?" By the way, I'm Catholic.

Glasshole: A person who constantly talks to their Google Glass, ignoring the outside world.

it's been real: A phrase used as a farewell, when the experience shared has been of unique, experimental, or strange phenomenon. Also, a manner of stating that surreal time frame has been shared between two or more peeps.

madam of bracelets: A group of gay men.

Nintendo Pilot: Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.

deaf breath: When someone breaths or chews loudly while they are wearing headphones.

Karaoke Filibuster: Intentionally choosing an extraordinarily long song to perform at a Karaoke Club or during a Karaoke Party/Night as a means to block others from participating in said Karaoke.

literally: People often confuse this word with figuratively.

domestic blindness: Trying to look for something, an item (anywhere, usually in the house) ..but you can't find it, so you ask your spouse for help. Upon asking your spouse for help, the spouse points to the item that you were looking for, which is usually standing right in front of your face.

Web Glow: When someone looks better in online photos then they do in person.

friend at first sight: when you know for a fact within minutes of meeting someone, you will be friends for life.

Coffee Shop Productivity: The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

Vatication: When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication. Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.

opprescedent: An unlawful and/or oppressive precedent set by a person or persons claiming authority.

eCock-block: When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

Soft Googling: When some is bored on the computer and they're just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.

Hollywood Historian: Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.

Eyeolating: When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.

psychic: A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.

Coupon Karma: The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.

Palinpropism: 1. The unintentional use of wrong words: the misuse of a word through confusion with another word that sounds similar, or the creation of a new word in an attempt to sound scholarly or educated. 2. absurd or humorous misuse of words, terms, or phrases especially by confusing terms, words or historical events with others. 3. The act of creating new words out of frustration when one has limited knowledge of a particular event or subject matter.

Please Advise: Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

mormon wine: Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

Instagram Friendly: Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.

passhole: The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.

girlfriend zone: Similar to the friend zone which is usually female to male, except in this case the male 'girlfriend zones' the female. Even though the female would like to be just friends, the male cannot view her as anything besides a potential romantic partner. He will hit on her and then act upset when she doesn't want to be in a relationship with him. Victims of the girlfriend zone may sometimes be labeled as a tease. This can go for both genders. (boyfriend zoned)

Too pooped to Pope: When the Pope must tender his resignation and can no longer perform his prescribed duties because of old age, Catholic Church and Priests indiscretions and lots of inappropriate fondling.

sexit: v. to make a hasty exit whilst in the act of intercourse sexited; sexiting