The Trio Tee
An unusual assortment of friends that have randomly started hanging at least 6 days a week or more. Typically named Jessica, Kimberly and Thomas, this Trio may be spotted at Ihop or your nearby gas station. While all bumming cigarettes from the Jessica, the Trio is known for wacky sounds they may produce, not know what they're going to do until they have already started doing it, and by chasing a blue plastic ball around, which..by the way...was the best dollar ever spent. This delightful assortment of human beings are all outcasts with the general public, and are way outside the normal boundries of popular, which is why they are the way they are. For more information on the Trio and their behavioral tactics, visit your nearest zoo. That should give you a pretty basic idea. The Jessica and the Kimberly may be communicated to through high pitched squeaks and food bribes. Green Tea for the Kimberly, and Kombucha for the Jessica are necessary for their survival. The Thomas enjoys politics and hamburgers. Do not mention how much you love mainstream, or how much you like confrontation....for those two things will freak them all out. The Trio is very sensitive, yet powerful. They always have each others back, and have immense love for each other. Dun mess with dem fuckers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.