The Trio Tee
An unusual assortment of friends that have randomly started hanging at least 6 days a week or more. Typically named Jessica, Kimberly and Thomas, this Trio may be spotted at Ihop or your nearby gas station. While all bumming cigarettes from the Jessica, the Trio is known for wacky sounds they may produce, not know what they're going to do until they have already started doing it, and by chasing a blue plastic ball around, which..by the way...was the best dollar ever spent. This delightful assortment of human beings are all outcasts with the general public, and are way outside the normal boundries of popular, which is why they are the way they are. For more information on the Trio and their behavioral tactics, visit your nearest zoo. That should give you a pretty basic idea. The Jessica and the Kimberly may be communicated to through high pitched squeaks and food bribes. Green Tea for the Kimberly, and Kombucha for the Jessica are necessary for their survival. The Thomas enjoys politics and hamburgers. Do not mention how much you love mainstream, or how much you like confrontation....for those two things will freak them all out. The Trio is very sensitive, yet powerful. They always have each others back, and have immense love for each other. Dun mess with dem fuckers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum