The Trio Mug
An unusual assortment of friends that have randomly started hanging at least 6 days a week or more. Typically named Jessica, Kimberly and Thomas, this Trio may be spotted at Ihop or your nearby gas station. While all bumming cigarettes from the Jessica, the Trio is known for wacky sounds they may produce, not know what they're going to do until they have already started doing it, and by chasing a blue plastic ball around, which..by the way...was the best dollar ever spent. This delightful assortment of human beings are all outcasts with the general public, and are way outside the normal boundries of popular, which is why they are the way they are. For more information on the Trio and their behavioral tactics, visit your nearest zoo. That should give you a pretty basic idea. The Jessica and the Kimberly may be communicated to through high pitched squeaks and food bribes. Green Tea for the Kimberly, and Kombucha for the Jessica are necessary for their survival. The Thomas enjoys politics and hamburgers. Do not mention how much you love mainstream, or how much you like confrontation....for those two things will freak them all out. The Trio is very sensitive, yet powerful. They always have each others back, and have immense love for each other. Dun mess with dem fuckers.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy