The Shocker Tee
Two for the friend, one in the end Two for the kitty, one in the shitty Two for the moose, one in the caboose Two in the bank, one in the stank Two in the beaver, one to check for fever Two in the bush, one in the tush Two in the cherry, one in the fairy Two in the coot, one in the poot Two in the cooter, one in the pooter Two in the cootie, one in the booty Two in the crack, one in the back Two in the cum, one in the bum Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt Two in the fun, one in the bun Two in the giney, one in the hiney Two in the goo, one in the poo Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye Two in the humper, one in the dumper Two in the junk, one in the trunk Two in her meat, one in her seat Two in the muff, one in the stuff Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot Two in the play, one in the gay Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate Two in the poon, one in the moon Two in the punanny, one in the fanny Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the sludge, one in the fudge Two in the snapper, one in the crapper Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch Two in the soup, one in the poop Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!" Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps Two where you eat, one in the seat Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.