The Shocker
Two for the friend, one in the end Two for the kitty, one in the shitty Two for the moose, one in the caboose Two in the bank, one in the stank Two in the beaver, one to check for fever Two in the bush, one in the tush Two in the cherry, one in the fairy Two in the coot, one in the poot Two in the cooter, one in the pooter Two in the cootie, one in the booty Two in the crack, one in the back Two in the cum, one in the bum Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt Two in the fun, one in the bun Two in the giney, one in the hiney Two in the goo, one in the poo Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye Two in the humper, one in the dumper Two in the junk, one in the trunk Two in her meat, one in her seat Two in the muff, one in the stuff Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot Two in the play, one in the gay Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate Two in the poon, one in the moon Two in the punanny, one in the fanny Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the sludge, one in the fudge Two in the snapper, one in the crapper Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch Two in the soup, one in the poop Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!" Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps Two where you eat, one in the seat Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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